CHEKA TARATIBU...

Polisi kamsimamisha dereva aliyekuwa akiendesha kwa kasi katika barabara moja mjini Iringa na mahojiano yaka kama hivi:
Dereva akaanza kujitetea, "Lakini afande, naweza kuelezea."
Afande akajibu kwa ukali: "Nyamaza, utakaa kwanza ndani hadi bosi wangu atakaporudi."
Dereva akaendelea kumsihi: "Lakini afande nilikuwa nataka kusema..."
Afande akadakia kwa ukali: "Kelele, unakwenda ndani!"
Baada ya masaa kadhaa Afande akamtazama yule Dereva na kusema huku akitabasamu: "Una bahati sana Bosi yuko kwenye harusi ya binti yake kipenzi...atakaporudi atakuwa mwenye furaha."
Dereva akasema kwa msisitizo: "Usijipe uhakika huo Afande, mimi ndio bwana harusi mwenyewe!" Duh...

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